Thursday, November 23, 2006

Hitman Online

Have you ever had one of them days that you could no longer tolerated the bullshit people in these world carelessly dropping upon you ?
Do you have a stressful job and slave-driving boss?
Is your significant other constantly pressuring you around for 110% percent all day?
Are you ready to rip that person head off and fornicate with their eyes socket ?
Well if this is a case you either can seek a very expensive therapy like I do, or could book yourself an online hitman. That's right with the advance of the internet and spy technology, you can get rid of problems at the source by process of elimination from hired professionals.Why stressing over a bad business deal when you can have "Tony" give your partner an early retirement? Then you can escape to peace and quite in Mexico wilderness. There are many methods for you to choose from and the pricing is negotiable when the job is done in a batch! Here is the quick run down of the site.
"InstantHitman.com - Professional Contract Killings at Prices You Can Afford.

Whether you're looking to exact revenge on a cheating spouse or to simply quiet that noisy neighbor once and for all, InstantHitman.com can help.
Let our team of experienced contract killers make a bold statement on your behalf! Also for any legality that might arises from this blog here is the fine print....

If you're reading this fine print, you're either a search engine, a lawyer, or just really bored.
In any event, this site is obviously a joke. Please, don't kill anyone, and don't hire anyone to kill anyone. Got it?"


Here is what I ordered online for you all to enjoy

Select Desire Target: My Boss

Select the Prefered Method: The Works

Check Out: 5.00 USD dammm I got me a discount, I guess they know how pissed off I am sweettt !



So boys and girls don't be shy if you have to prematurely end the "relationship" with someone or you prefered them to hangout with the fishes, go on to Htiman online website for a total experience !


     

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