The 10 Best Dystopias

Well hello there again, there is nothing like work related insomnia to get my mind on a belligerent acid trip. Any how just got done with 20 hours work on reading and analyzing Parallel Cluster Storage solution so I came up with a good list. What if the end of the world is coming, for whatever the reason might be I would really wanted to visit this list of hellish wastelands, hey Sodomy Sex, enchancement drugs, and kick-ass super weapons comparing to this dystopia of the real, the fictional one is quite a welcoming change.

The 10 Best Dystopias

10. London from V for Vendetta

Homosexuality and bad British comedy is outlawed, gratuitous explosion and beat down by the man in black make South Central seems like a Disneyland. So if you are down to follow a masked protagonist psychopath, this definitely can be your super gothic neighborhood.

9. Australia from The Road Warrior

All you need to live the good life here is a full tank of gas for your armor-plated muscle car. Sure, that Lord Humungus guy seems a little worrisome, but there is still a bright side of the alternative lifestyles, a heaven for the fetish community.

8. 1999 from The Matrix

On the dessert of the real, you are nothing but a cannibalistic battery cell in a cocoon field. In the digital wonderland you are in slave into an eternal perpetual bubble economy. And if you pop the right pill, you get to run around in a leather dress up with guns - lots of guns.

7.Htrae aka Bizzaro World from Superman

On this planet, everything is backward and ugly, Alarm clocks tell you to go to bed and the dog will walk you butts every evening. Everyone on this planet is so happy they cry all the time !

6. 25th Century from THX 1138

Can you say pill orgies ! if you love taking pills and have no purpose to exist in life then this subterranean resort of the 25th century is for you. Life is highly regulated, sex is illegal, and daily ingestion of sedatives is required by law. For entertainment people watch holograms engage in activities that range from sadism to meaningless verbal discourse. Sound like a bad night out at Club One

5. Tatoonie from Star Wars

It may be far from the civilized Republic in the outer rim of the galaxy, however you can score droids, sex slaves, or a kid slave who soon to be the most sadistic dictator the galaxy has ever seen. Then just get your hustling skill to the test with them Jawas and if you manage to be on Jabbas shit list then sorry you are fucked !

4. Hell from Dante's Inferno

Chill out in the outer circle, admiring the view of the dammed kicking your rhetorical rhythm with Homer and Virgil, break dancing is optional. As the night falls, drop down few circles to hangout with Uncle Lu himself, however the real after party is in the gamblers and the fornicators section. Can you say Eternal Damnation Yahweh !

3. San Andrea from Grand Theft Auto

Want a ride? Jack one. Drive it through anything that moves and you feel happy that you can run over the cops without getting a ticket. The downside is eventually the cops will kill you, but the afterlife is the damm reset button over and over again.

2. Los Angeles from Blade Runner

Cheap exotic animal knockoff and love bots that look worse than a beat down hook from Harry Hines. The whole world turn Japanese and yes just like the damm song too, can somebody go hurl some sushi with Harrison Ford in the back alley.

1. London from The Brave New World

Sexual freedom and sodomy are encouraged, the gratuitous consumerism will make your black American Express card melt. Drug abuse aren't just tolerated, they are encourage through your social network. Sound a lot like Dallas to me well takes a Soma and you will agree !