Well since everyone attention was diverted to North Korea for the past few days about his lunacy would lash out a nuclear armagenden to the West. Plus all the propaganda film from CNN Present I was watching a few nights back got me a bit nostalgic. Hey somebody should give this guy a break and put him up to for a little quick survey Myspace style of course. I mean maybe all that shooting missiles to
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Kim Jong Il
AKA Yuri Irsenowich Kim AKA Number One Stuner
My Nick Name: Korean Hugh Hefner (without the pipe)
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Born: 16-Feb-1941
Birthplace:
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: Short Asian
Height: 5'9" (with my Go-Go Boots)
Sexual orientation: Straight
Occupation: Head of State
Quick Blurb: I known for having many rockets in my pocket, however you will enjoy my eccentricity and my sweet private side.
Nationality:
Executive summary: Dictator of North Korea for life
Favorite drinks: Cheap cognac plus occasion Hypnotic
Favorite car: Pimp my Ride Mazda RX 7 (I had my Korean gangs robbed Xzibit a few years back)
Hobbies: Throwing Korean Girls Gone Wild Party, which usually start around midnight till dawn and all girls must strip ! Or Kimmy gonna have to choke a bitch.
My Collection: I own videos of at least 20,000 films and half of them are porn. My favorite movies of all time include the Rambo, Friday the 13th, and James Bond movies.
Aspiration: I would like to be a film maker after my retirement. My past credit I produced Pulgasari, a 1985 Godzillaesque story based on a 14th-Century Korean legend about a monster who helps peasants overthrow their dictatorial king. It was a very liberating experience since I had the pleasure of collaborating with the famous South Korean director Shin Sang-Ok and actress Choe Un-Hee with my AK-47 to their heads. Talking about an impulse burst of creativity!
My Short film:
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