Thursday, November 09, 2006

7 ways to spot a Gold Digger

Well last Saturday I got myself pretty much torn up at Spike and Nobu with my usual drinking wingman Smash Gorden himself. Only me and Smash Gorden could deviated such a well thoughtout plan of watching the Omen into drinking venture until you could see Lucifer himself. Trust me alcohol fest from 7:00pm till 2:00am will sure make you wish that hell is not a bad refuge than the hangover next day. As the night went by when I was at Nobu, a usual glamour spot of women and cash flashing playas had me ponder upon the Age old stereotype, the Gold Digger. So I went on the collection some golden rules for hoping that it would be a guide for men to avoid this sub-species of woman



7. She has her name like a stripper or pornstar ex, Cystal,Dom P, Candy, Bambi, and etc.

6.She has no job or she told you that she is in between jobs

5.Her Favorite word is "Shopping"

4.She tells you that her "procedure" is "real expensive"

3.She wears expensive brand name clothes & jewelry, but she can't pronounce "Dolce and Gabbana"

2.She likes to dance to Hip Hop music but yet not down with the "Black Cats"

1.She would like to know how much you earned and she is not charging








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