Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Top 10 Reasons suicide is better than Sex.

Suicide is Better than Sex

Ohh don't get freak out by the topic I'm not about to end my living day life in that particular fashion. However I really don't ever can grasp the concept of voluntary self extermination, because the fact all life has the self preservation mechanism in place. It is part of the evolution itself. I'm not saying this because of some spiritual obligation or political agenda. However I believe that the passage of time will eventually show the reason to oneself of the disparity that dwell upon without any answer. Life itself is precious any conceivable ways, ones must face the fact that all of us are alive for a unique reason no matter how bleak their individual situation that they in. Anyway it is just self thought reflection after all.

10. You can still commit suicide when you're shitface drunk.

9. You don't have to worry about "Safe Suicide".

8. Nobody wakes you up to ask for more.

7. No limit to the number of techniques.

6. Nobody ever asks for a long-term suicide commitment.

5. Who cares if you get disease ?

4. Doing it yourself is just as good !

3. It's easier than finding a date on Saturday night.

2.Nobody ever complains about "bad suicide".

1 You don't have to clean up the mess !


apparently this is a common knowledge in Palestine
(Palestinian Boy Dressed as Suicide Bomber in Ramallah (Reuters))

     

2 comments:

Greyhound Girl said...

I like #9!

Kirk Sato said...

Thanks ! Personally I'm a No. 6 kinda guy