Top 10 Reasons suicide is better than Sex.

Suicide is Better than Sex

Ohh don't get freak out by the topic I'm not about to end my living day life in that particular fashion. However I really don't ever can grasp the concept of voluntary self extermination, because the fact all life has the self preservation mechanism in place. It is part of the evolution itself. I'm not saying this because of some spiritual obligation or political agenda. However I believe that the passage of time will eventually show the reason to oneself of the disparity that dwell upon without any answer. Life itself is precious any conceivable ways, ones must face the fact that all of us are alive for a unique reason no matter how bleak their individual situation that they in. Anyway it is just self thought reflection after all.

10. You can still commit suicide when you're shitface drunk.

9. You don't have to worry about "Safe Suicide".

8. Nobody wakes you up to ask for more.

7. No limit to the number of techniques.

6. Nobody ever asks for a long-term suicide commitment.

5. Who cares if you get disease ?

4. Doing it yourself is just as good !

3. It's easier than finding a date on Saturday night.

2.Nobody ever complains about "bad suicide".

1 You don't have to clean up the mess !

apparently this is a common knowledge in Palestine
(Palestinian Boy Dressed as Suicide Bomber in Ramallah (Reuters))

     

RFID: Sign of the (End) Times?

RFID: Sign of the (End) Times?

Some of you might say huhh..? What da heck is he talking about this time. Well as of some of you might know that for the past few days I've been actively participate on the business of RFID chip, both attending a very expensive conference and made several high profile business contacts. However the ironic part of life just happen, only one day after the conference was over wired magazine just publish about the Christian Writer saying that RFID is "the mark of the beast". And just because people are willingly adopt this emerging technology both in government and the public sector, there fore the Armageddon is coming upon us.
First an foremost RFID is basically a technology that base on the chip with an internet protocal that would connect any item as the internet would connect information with a hyperlink (the link you click). Instead of having people screw around finding the information and location of the thing by human intervention, which always prone to error. RFID infrastructure would simplify it just like the internet had done with the noises with information. May I remind you that without internet you guys would never gonna be able to make more friends than real life without Myspace. So I guess for those Christian nutcases, for every new technology that emerges to help people to connect each other better for the society, It must be an End time for us all. So I guess when we first got the printing press in the Renaisance, those Chirstians themselves probably were intoxicated with the paranoia of the Second coming of Jesus and thought that printing press was the sign of "the mark of the beast". Guess what thanks to the instrument of Anti-Christ the most published and widely circulated book on the damm planet is the Bible. So I guess the bible is the product of the Anti-Christ right ?
It is not the religion that corrupted man into a self fulfilling destructive prophecy. It is the thought of men with self motivated pettiness in the name of religion, Chirstnity Islam, Buddhist, and etc. That indeed insure the destruction of our society throughout time by religious wars and persecutions because the mere fact that man themselves lack the ability to discern progress with their own moral conundrum. If God truly made us in his own image, therefore we are self is a replication of superior being that has the potential to transcend beyond this bullshit. Then it is not our flesh an blood that limit our progress but it is the disease call morality that has been plague our mind for centuries.

news article:
wired news artcle about RFID
more info about RFID
RFID

     

Weekly Digg 11-19-06

Hello on this Sunday folk I hope that you all are feeling a bit peachy, sorry for the absence on the last Sunday. you know too much alcohol and stress and cause a severe dementia including a delusional thought of nonsense rambling. Anyway THE WEEKLY DIGG is back and with a double vengeances bitches !

WEEKLY DIGG 11-19-06
"Flying Gallardo, sex better through bouncing, and dig these nuts"

First Digg for our pointless entertainment this week has to be about celebrity again and it's not about their cup size this time. Have you ever wonder about how is your favorite celebrities are like without the aid of fancy lighting, makeup, wardrobe, and digital wizardry enhancements? These little works of mug shot art--taken with Instamatic, Polaroid, and digital cameras at law enforcement agencies nationwide and there are some really good ones priceless indeed.

Mugshots - the most candid photos of celebrities that you’ll ever see

The Fast and and the Furious Flying Gallardo
This clip happen to be one of those priceless movement. Apparently some wealthy Arabic speed demon in Dubai, didn't know the newly installed large speed bump on a street that locals had developed a habit of traveling on at very high speeds. Only one minor problem, the government didn't tell anyone it had installed the speed bump. Wait until the end of the clip.



So you think these speed demon are only for the idle stuck up rich folks you're in for a great surprise. I'm willing to bet you on my life saving that if any guys in all the Fast and the Furious Trilogy can beat these cop then let me know where to wire the funds I give you the Italian Gallardo Cop





Better sex through the law of gravity and the fastest slip on condom in the world
Well though many of you might have seen the commercial Pronto before. However gentlemen your prayers have been answered in the second round, the greatest invention since strap on fetish has arrived. What you are about to watch is a product demo for a new Body Bouncer is the perfect toy for couples. Could just imagine using that with the Pronto condom the fast and the bouncy alright !






Tools to curve down you online porn addiction
PageAddict is a Firefox extension that gives you a summary of how much time you've spent visiting different sites. A useful upgrade to this plug-in would give you recommendations based on your Internet usage. For instance, "get some sunlight," or "stop masturbating and do some work.




A cute little clip to finish off your weekend on a good note
This is the latest in the Ice Age series short films, with Scrat. He discovered time machine so Back Finding Nuts in the Future



     

The savvy ways to make a final exit

A thought have occur to me that people in this modern day, spending time worrying about how to live their lives and not enough thought on how they going to exit this world. Thats right I'm talking about death and funeral, majority of people out there really got it bad when it comes to perception of death. Its kind of ironic to me that many people out there running around their tails, chasing the shits they don't need and trying to pretend that loving relationship could last forever. Snap! One day your white collar ass is over by a head on collision or bird flu and all you got is a lousy funeral, which pretty much drain half of your saving away if you don't have a life insurance. Not to worry the other remaining half of the saving your spouse or your regular stripper girlfriend would be more than happy to swindle it all away. Anyhow not long ago, I had a brief discussion of how I would prepare my pre-launch party of the afterlife when my demise will catch up with me one day. For me I already have entrusted my funeral procedure with one of my top 8 friends and trust me you don't want to miss it when the time comes.
Well if you're also not a fan of the traditional burial where you have to wait for J.C. second coming to wake up your rotten body, here is the savvy options that would be more interesting than shooting your ashes into space and ensure your legacy for all postpone second coming of Christ !


"No you can't play with my tail"

GO YOU OWN WAY

FREEZE-DRYING

Process: Swedish company Promessa Organic will crystallize your corpse in liquid nitrogen, vacuum away the ice, and sub-sonically vibrate your remain into powder. Then your remaining dust will be mix cornstarch. These will be bury under a bush, give it a year and youre a certify compost !

Result: Good for the mother earth, a repayment of your SUV gas guzzling lifestyle and VDs giving in the previous life.

Pro: You're finally did the nature some good.
Cons: Worm done the same job but a bit slower.
For more info. www.promessa.se

TREE BONDING




Process: Since the DNA of any two human is 99.99 percent identical, only a small amount make you unique. So two nut case scientists have a scheme to embed your unique bits of gene into a cell of a tree as noncoding DNA.

Result: Your genetic code will be carry on as long as the life of the tree, laying dormant.

Pro: Imagine you plus the cannabis tree, giving a new meaning to "smoke me baby !"
Con: The tweak tree could be considered a genetically modified organism facing regulations. Imagine evil killer plant out of The Day of Triffids
For more Info: http://www.biopresence.com/

GEM MAKING



Process: You know diamonds are forever, plus they are girl's best friend for the most part so here is your only chance to be both ! After a traditional cremation, ship your dust to Life Gem, the company will turn your remaining carbon into graphite and baked your ass for about 6 months literally. With lots of heat and pressure (over 1.6 million PSI), the carbon realign into diamond wolla !
Result: you become 10 1carat for all your ex stripper girlfriends.
Pro: you become indestructible and girls love to have you around at all time, something you could not do when you were alive.
Con: You become a theft target and pawnshop hustlers.
For more info http://www.lifegem.com/

MAD Scientist Cryonics


Process: First of this is probably would cost more than all the funeral process available, Cryonics is the preservation of legally dead humans or pets at very low temperature.
Result:You become a meat Popsicle
Pro: all you remain will be permanently well preserve as long as there is liquid nitrogen and electricity.
Con: Eternal frost bite


    

One of my old paper

Damm I've been so busy with my life and my two jobs lately that I just don't have time to commit myself to blog as often as I would like to. However I always try to make my personal diary as productive to my therapy process and to provide a useful insight to others. So don't worry u won't hear bitch about nonsense garbage of petty human emotion. Any how I got bored with my writting prospect investment paper to Dubai and here in US. So I guess I will post one of my old work that I was involved in before the company diverted my attention to RFID. I really love to work with this project agian but with current obstacles I probably will never see the light of day on this paper. Oh if you guys want to use this paper to get an A on your business term paper you're more than welcome to cause it's still better than having it accumalting electronic dust in my hard drive.

From Kirk

To: Fellow Investors

Mission Statement

Throughout time communication is an essential part of human survival. Let it be for hunting, cementing a relationship, alerting others for danger. Phonetic writing came about as a recorder of the past stories, which we all can hear someone speaking in our head, perhaps a story from a strange unknown realm or a story of ones heritage. However as time progresses both speech and writing have always shared a formidable obstacle, the lack of instantaneous exchange through distance.

With the advent of the Internet, the reversal of isolated human knowledge and cultures are heading for a reunification. From the days of sending messages on the horses and sailing ships is noting but a mere distance past. The speed of light has enabled us to send thoughts and feelings, conveniently without an economic burden to the far reach corners of the developed world. It is an enduring testament that it is not the content of knowledge that define the sophistication of one society with another but it always has been the medium of the information and the velocity that disseminated it throughout a particular community.

At present the 942 million people living in the world's developed economies enjoy five time better access to fixed and mobile services, nine times better access to Internet services and own 13 times more PCs than the 85% of the world's population living in low and lower-middle income countries. But while figures do show a clear improvement over the last ten years in bridging the gap between information haves and have-nots., they nonetheless fail to paint a true picture for many rural dwellers, whose communities are still often un-served by any form of information technology infrastructure.

At the current stage of Thai market for broadband access, the only viable choices are broadband DSL and ADSL. Even though both have become so fast and somewhat economical, however the prices are beyond any developed nations to justify with a moderate promise of speed. For Example the use of a 512K local connection personal ADSL prices vary from a flat fee of only 590 baht ($15) per month for individuals on 256K connections to over 10,000 baht/month ($250) for companies on very high speed connections, or mixed fee for connections for X hours and then Y baht per hour for overtime. The ADSL speeds offered and your actual speed will vary depending on not only your subscribed speed, but also what part of Bangkok you are in. Some parts of Bangkok are simply faster. No one in a developed nation such as United Stated would ever compromise with such unreliability of quality and service. Because any average American citizen can have access to 10Mbps Broadband Cable line for $40 a month with 24/7 reliability, throughout most of the major metropolitan areas in the continent. It is a fact that ones must accept that through poor investment of the fixed Information Technology infrastructure in the earlier government administrations and the enduring bureaucratic red tapes. The full potential of true broadband access in Thai Market has been tragically retarded. However the trend of this depressing cycle can be averted with a promise of an emerging technology, not just for Bangkok but for an entire country, it is the advent of WiMax.

WiMAX is a broadband wireless technology that is largely supported by the computer and the telecom industry in United States, cost-effective and standard base. It is engineered to deliver the latest type of ubiquitous fixed and mobile services such as VoIP, Information Technology and Video at very low cost. WiMAX systems are able to cover a large geographical area, up to 50 km and to deliver significant bandwidth to end-users up to 72 Mbps with up to 1000 simultaneous connection. Compared with other wired solution such as ADSL or any other wireless or satellite system, WiMAX based access networks will enable operators and service providers to cost-effectively reach million of new potential customers providing them with broadband access. This is even truer for developing countries and rural areas for which the cost/profitability and the demand factors are essential. This obviously includes adequate coverage, reliability, performances (throughput), capacity and applications.

Ease of installation is one of the key issues to lower deployment costs in developing countries or rural areas. In rural areas, the consequences of the long distances from the core network access point and the scattered location of villages, farms and the countryside makes any deployment very costly. In developing countries, the lack of main infrastructure (electricity, roads.), and environmental condition

(Temperature, humidity.) adds on the difficulty. Thanks to a superior coverage advantage, the operator/service provider can easily plans a 95% predictability coverage ensuring high installation success rates and controls deployment costs.

As of December 19 2005, The Communication Authority of Thailand had expressed interest in the business opportunity of WiMax with Intel, who are one of the major key players in ushering all the devices to comply with the WiMax standard by 2007 with Intel equipments (base station, modem and embedded chips).

Despites that there are some technical hurdles that the WiMax has to cross in both of the standard and the hardwares, which soon will be finalized in the end of 2006. It is imperative for us to participate in this venture not as a mere spectator but one of the pioneers, who are willing to take the risk to secure our company a contract with The Communication Authority of Thailand. It is the fruits that ones shall bear to help realized the dream to unite Thai knowledge and share a true freedom of access throughout the rest of the country. Once this journey has completed we will give a gift of this new found gateway of knowledge to the Thai people by giving the rights of service to CAT. And it is our choosing that we shall be responsible for maintenance and consultant in the future.

I hope that this brief invitation memo will peak your interest in the possibilities that will surely guarantee a fulfilling rewards.

Sincerely Yours

Important Links

CAT expressed interest in Wimax

www.thaiwirelesslan.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=135

WiMax Technical Information

www.wimaxforum.org

Intel Technical Information on Wimax

www.intel.com/go/wimax