Greatest Movements of the Slacker’s History

First of those who get to know me well over the years, especially the top 4 know that I love to be a slacker. To me being a slacker is not an immoral thing at all, the less time that I actually have to be involved in manual labor the more time I have to explore the realm of knowledge which really channels the cash flow of dollars. I guess because of this particular concept I have given up work related to any kind of manual labor ever again such as bartending for example. A lot of people have asked me the reason I quit bartending even though I was really knowledgeable in my field. Some called me the mixologist of Dallas, heck I invented Berry Mojito and god damm Tricktini for Reikyu, well for those of you who's in the know while I was the mixologist. I managed to even develop my own slacker hobby of the making an alternative residual income.Shit if you care to wonder I really got a better end of the deal just because at least Im not up there cutting up fish for a very long time trying to a petty mortgage. In fact now I have more time to be a slacker brewing my next monetary scheme dominations. Some of you might argue in disdain and say Nigger go get a real job! However on the contrary I might have to indulge you all in some example throughout the course of humanity.

Common now work didnt become a Western virtue until the Reformation, heck Adam and Eve didnt buckle down and got their hands dirty until they bit the apple and the Man upstairs gave them a boot. Even the Romans and the Greece considered work to be a curse thats why they invented slavery for their society. Though out history, loafers, loungers, slacker, and bum was pretty much misunderstood as a parasite of a productive society like Karl Marx would use us a scapegoat waited to be slaughter by the disgruntle uneducated middle-class. Anyway I shall leave you all with a little factoid to contemplate while you trying to file your TPS Report for the 10^th time and responding your entrails of memos during the day.

Greatest Movements of the Slackers History

Sir Isaac Newton: He invented gravity (alright alright he discovered) while sitting down slacking off looking around the damm apple tree.

Achievement: Gravity duh (alright the laws of motion), which is the precursor to Star Trek.

Benjamin Franklin: Our founding father liked to take airbaths that involved lying nude on his bed for an hour daily and hanging out with the Indians formulating the proto-concept of the Constitution (with the peace pipe too of course).

Achievement: He asserted that time is money, so he managed to made an eternal impression on the most beloved paper currency on the planet, The Benjamins.

Albert Hofmann: Swiss chemist took the world's first acid hit in 1943, when he touched a smidge of lysergic acid diethylamide, a chemical he had researched for inducing childbirth. Perhaps he was bored, later tried a bigger dose and made another discovery: the bad trip.

Achievement: LSD