Monday, October 30, 2006

Web 2.0 Get Your Sale Pitch On


In the new new new economy - wait a minute how many news is that?- it's easier than ever to pitch in an idea of Web 2.0 to the investors and reaping billions without ever coming up with a profitable business model. So if you 're skeptical about my above claim just give a ring to those guys at YouTube.com and MySpace , then you will get a better picture of what
I'm talking about. All you need to do is finding a sale pitch and sell it off for the gold of Solomon. For those of you who are both eager with curiosity or agitated with my lack of direction at the movement you shall wait no furthur! Here is a StartUp-O-Tron to help you navigate this new internet bubble. This baby generates critical sale pitch to that very special venture capitalists to throw their life saving right at you. "What's is your company?" they'll ask. So without any stutters you will respond with confident,"It's a [market] site that uses [hyped tech] to do [service] in a [architecture]. Not to worry I've provided the mash up down below, all you need to do is come up with a clever name and put that pitch on paper and BANG ! Pretty soon you'll be driving in a Aston Martin DB9 and looking for second round of funding. Hey don't forget to send me an invitation to IPO allocation party !

StartUp-O-Tron
Market
Hyped Tech
Service
Architecture
DATING
AJAX
RECOMMENDATIONS
PODCAST
REVIEWS
STREAMING
MESSAGING
AUCTION
GAMBLING
RUBY ON RAILS
ENTERTAINMENT
BLOG
MAPS
BITTORRENT
PUBLISHING
VODCAST
PORN MUSIC
RFID WIRELESS
BUYING/SELLING
SOCIAL NETWORK
GAMING
FLASH
SEARCH DISCUSSION
STORE WIKI
VIDEO
JAVA
AGGREGATION
COMMUNITY
NEWS
VOIP GPS
DATA MINING
SHARING
PHOTO PRODUCTIVITY
RSS

PORTAL
SPORT
TAGGING

UTILITY SOFTWARE





pREVIOUOS Successful pitches

it's PHOTO site that uses TAGGING AND RSS to do SEARCH in a COMMUNITY. we call it
FLICKR

it's a VIDEO site that uses TAGGING, FLASH, AND STREAMING to do ENTERTAINMENT in a COMMUNITY. We call it YOUTUBE - ka ching 1.6 billions in 2 years !

Here is Kirk Sato Web 2.0 Sale pitches


It's MAP site that uses GPS and RFID to SEARCH and do RECOMMENDATION for brothels around the world in a COMMUNITY. we call it HookTAG

It's DATING site that uses Genetic TAGGING and RSS to do SEARCH and RECOMMENDATION for the most compatible date in a SOCIAL NETWORK . We call it GeneLuv.


Have fun and enjoy with the StartUp-O-Tron, all you need is a hint of imagination and wolla you will achieve your 15 minutes of global fame and a much thicker wallet.

Before I go here is a
complete directory of all Web 2.0 site out there in the internet, so if you're in need of a hint of inspiration go check it out!


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