Haiku Tube 10-31-06 Sci-fi Short

Hello recently I read an article on this issue of Wired Magazine and the inspiration set in ever since, fortunately this particular excerpt is now online for the world to enjoy.

Sci-Fi Shorts

Inspired by Hemingway's six-word short story that he called his best work, Wired magazine solicits very brief stories from the likes of Stan Lee, Margaret Atwood, Ursula K. Le Guin and William Shatner.

Here are some of my favorite six-word short stories out from the article:

"God said, 'Cancel Program GENESIS.' The universe ceased to exist." -Arthur C. Clarke

A very good though Arthur himself insist that his story has to be more then six

With bloody hands, I say good-bye. - Frank Miller

Bush told the truth. Hell froze. - William Gibson

It costs too much staying human - Bruce Sterling

So I got inspired and here is my six-word Sci-Fi story

Media controlled God, man fulfills apocalypse . -Kirk Sato

May the Force Be with You this Halloween

Last minute idea for yall kiddies....Just add scissor

Web 2.0 Get Your Sale Pitch On

In the new new new economy - wait a minute how many news is that?- it's easier than ever to pitch in an idea of Web 2.0 to the investors and reaping billions without ever coming up with a profitable business model. So if you 're skeptical about my above claim just give a ring to those guys at YouTube.com and MySpace , then you will get a better picture of what
I'm talking about. All you need to do is finding a sale pitch and sell it off for the gold of Solomon. For those of you who are both eager with curiosity or agitated with my lack of direction at the movement you shall wait no furthur! Here is a StartUp-O-Tron to help you navigate this new internet bubble. This baby generates critical sale pitch to that very special venture capitalists to throw their life saving right at you. "What's is your company?" they'll ask. So without any stutters you will respond with confident,"It's a [market] site that uses [hyped tech] to do [service] in a [architecture]. Not to worry I've provided the mash up down below, all you need to do is come up with a clever name and put that pitch on paper and BANG ! Pretty soon you'll be driving in a Aston Martin DB9 and looking for second round of funding. Hey don't forget to send me an invitation to IPO allocation party !

StartUp-O-Tron

Market	Hyped Tech	Service	Architecture
DATING	AJAX	RECOMMENDATIONS	PODCAST
REVIEWS	STREAMING	MESSAGING	AUCTION
GAMBLING	RUBY ON RAILS	ENTERTAINMENT	BLOG
MAPS	BITTORRENT	PUBLISHING	VODCAST
PORN MUSIC	RFID WIRELESS	BUYING/SELLING	SOCIAL NETWORK
GAMING	FLASH	SEARCH DISCUSSION	STORE WIKI
VIDEO	JAVA	AGGREGATION	COMMUNITY
NEWS	VOIP GPS	DATA MINING	SHARING
PHOTO PRODUCTIVITY	RSS		PORTAL
SPORT	TAGGING		UTILITY SOFTWARE

pREVIOUOS Successful pitches

it's PHOTO site that uses TAGGING AND RSS to do SEARCH in a COMMUNITY. we call it FLICKR

it's a VIDEO site that uses TAGGING, FLASH, AND STREAMING to do ENTERTAINMENT in a COMMUNITY. We call it YOUTUBE - ka ching 1.6 billions in 2 years !

Here is Kirk Sato Web 2.0 Sale pitches

It's MAP site that uses GPS and RFID to SEARCH and do RECOMMENDATION for brothels around the world in a COMMUNITY. we call it HookTAG

It's DATING site that uses Genetic TAGGING and RSS to do SEARCH and RECOMMENDATION for the most compatible date in a SOCIAL NETWORK . We call it GeneLuv.


Have fun and enjoy with the StartUp-O-Tron, all you need is a hint of imagination and wolla you will achieve your 15 minutes of global fame and a much thicker wallet.

Before I go here is a complete directory of all Web 2.0 site out there in the internet, so if you're in need of a hint of inspiration go check it out!

Weekly Digg 10-29-06

Hello all hope you're enjoying yet another Sunday once again. Some of you might notice a little house renovating on my blog. Well that's right Kirk Sato blog is in the transition process to the web 2.0 protocol. So what does mean to my audience? Well a little nice cosmetic work wouldn't hurt anyone visibility. Plus on top of my page there is a RSS feed link to anyone want who want the convenience of my content deliver to your RSS aggregate reader. Plus the cool thing is in every feed there will be a Digg list of the day that I have book marked deliver right to you on the background feed. Beside reading my blog now you will receive an additional gift of my research. You might never one of these day you might find yourself reading that very important news by a push of button on on my page. Alright since we now done with the lengthy announcement so let's start with your weekly dose of "The Weekly Digg"

Weekly Digg 10-29-06 "Roppongilicious"


I'm always been a big fan of the Blade Runner, just think about a dystopia LA of the year 2000 with all the Americans subjugating their economic independence to the ever eccentric Japanese. Plus throwing a homicidal android in the mix, what you get sir is one Gangsta Philip K. Dick movie. So here is what I found for you all to enjoy "On the Edge of Blade Runner". Perhaps Philip was right we did give our free will to the Japanese economic might of Sushi......


Blade Runner Documentary - On the Edge of Blade Runner

Beside the great novelty of Sushi and Bust Up gum to distract the masses with minimum work for a maximum profitable output. Why spend time cooking while you can hack a fish up for dinner and get a bra size enlarge with a chewing gum, then sell them to the rest of the world. Here is another oddity from the land of Rising Sun for you all to enjoy. Here is I give to an Invisible Bikini, A waterproof adhesive bikini that actually looks like the real deal. Coming to a beach near you!

Boobkini - The Invisible Bikini

Since we are still in the course of the Japanese weirdness, here is a great video for you to enjoy. How those Japanese girls ever learn how to hook up with those gweilo expat for that US dollars. Well they have a traditional Japanese Sex Lessons video to learn from of course. This is a definite NSFW (Not Safe For Work). Heck who cares ? It's a freaking Sunday !

Japanese Sex Lessons

So if you're sill dreading about your job on this coming Monday check this guy out he definitely got a worse job then you. Oh by the way you might want to turn down the volume for this clip. Can you hear that ?

WORST JOB EVER!!!

Useless Fun for this Sunday

Rubik's Cube Solver

Just input the color position into this baby and it will give a detail instruction on how to solve it.

And here is a complete list of Homer Simpson's Job talking about an extreme over qualification !
List of Homer Simpson's jobs - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Alright that's it son I'm hungry, I think I'll go for Sushi !

100 yr old tree and MOAB

Muslim group hacks tree rumored to have powers

Hard-liners target banyan in Jakarta to prove there was nothing supernatural about it.

JAKARTA, Indonesia -- A hard-line Muslim youth group chopped up a 100-year-old banyan tree in central Jakarta to prove it did not have mystical powers, as rumors had led some locals to believe, officials said Tuesday.

Islam is a strongly monotheistic religion and believing in any power other than God is considered a grave sin.

Hard-liners in Indonesia often criticize other Muslims in the country for still practicing Hindu, Buddhist and animist rituals that predate Islam's arrival in the archipelago.

[More on the story]

Kirk Sato: However as for karma goes, a MOAB from the US B-2 bomber fell on the Talibans Mosque in Afgansnistan, sadly there were nothing magical about it except a pile of dust.........

It's the freedom of religion that you badstard fanatics don't understand about. Apparently the concept went blank on the mind of those Muslims or perhaps Islams got no room for tolerance ?

100 yr old tree and MOAB

Muslim group hacks tree rumored to have powers

Hard-liners target banyan in Jakarta to prove there was nothing supernatural about it.

JAKARTA, Indonesia -- A hard-line Muslim youth group chopped up a 100-year-old banyan tree in central Jakarta to prove it did not have mystical powers, as rumors had led some locals to believe, officials said Tuesday.

Islam is a strongly monotheistic religion and believing in any power other than God is considered a grave sin.

Hard-liners in Indonesia often criticize other Muslims in the country for still practicing Hindu, Buddhist and animist rituals that predate Islam's arrival in the archipelago.

[More on the story]

Kirk Sato: However as for karma goes, a MOAB from the US B-2 bomber fell on the Talibans Mosque in Afgansnistan, sadly there were nothing magical about it except a pile of dust.........

It's the freedom of religion that you badstard fanatics don't understand about. Apparently the concept went blank on the mind of those Muslims or perhaps Islams got no room for tolerance ?