Try this in Dallas

Try this in Dallas (response to Try this in Mexico bulletin)
To respond to the posted bullentin in I shall write" Try this in Dallas "

1.Blast your stereo systems on your SUV or Sport car down Greenville at night eventhough you have insurance, and don't have an accident, you still going to jail for PI or DWI.

2. Go to massage palors and you might get to know your local judges.

3. Try waiting in line when you got HMO at Parkland hosipital when you are bleeding to death.

4. Demand a bilingual Judge good luck !

5. Have you ever been down at the DMV for a new driver lincense and they misspell your name.

6. It's so damm hard to find an educated bilinguals. You know the rest of the world use metric system for a reason.

7. Ask for an Asian cultural center and they will direct you to a sushi joint.

8. Ask a cop to read you your rights while they're beating you down a few times

9. Demand the police officer to pronounce your name correctly from your driver lincense because your last name have been with your family for 13 generations.

10. Try to ask your TABC agent for direction to the closest bar for a drink

Enjoy our rights ! American citizens ! start collecting lawyers like your pickup phone numbers.....
You have the rights to remain silence and start paying your lawyers

Try This in Mexico


1. Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no

liability insurance, and have an accident.



2. Enter MEXICO illegally - never mind immigration quotas,

visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.



3. Once there, demand that the local government provide

free medical care for you and your entire family.



4. Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.



5. Demand free bilingual local government forms,

bulletins, etc.



6. Speak only English at home and in public and insist

that your children do likewise.



7. Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican

school system.



8. Demand a local Mexican drivers license. This will

afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your

unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico.



9. Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English

to all its officers.



Good luck!



It will not happen in Mexico or any other country

in the world except right here in the United States...

Land of those who want to take care of everyone

but American Citizens!