Weekly Digg 03-26-07

   Yup Yup just as I promise to you all that the return of the Weekly Digg shall come when my writing muse has return. Well one thing is certain Kirk Sato will be writing quite a few of this for many weeks to come since my current project with my previous employer has been terminated. Well at least I got my pay and I will be sitting around being a bum until I'll hit up Singapore this summer. So for the mean time, it is my pleasure for me to entertain you all with the Weekly Digg free of charge. Alright let's get this show on the roll.

Weekly Digg 03-26-07 Hollyshitwood Edition

Homeless James Bond
Homeless Bond uses his wits and garbage to stop the mastermind of the homeless underworld. So Dr evil himself could raise his social status to poor.



The Hype of the 300



Unless you have been hiding under a rock down in Iran or may be just a crazy Iranian president. Then you all must have experienced one of the most gangsta bloody Spartan movie of all time. Also allow me to make a statement for all those shenanigans historian who are criticizing the accuracy of this film. Well it's like trying to understand the Roman history through the Mona Lisa, it's a god damm comic book after all so just enjoy it.  Here is one of the best story on the street worth sharing to you all.

"Well i found out someone i know is in alot of trouble today, he was drunk in a club and there was a girl dancing by some stairs so he went up to her........................ Kicked her down the stairs shouting this is SPARTA"

For the complete list of the sotry please visit www.wtfsrsly.com/sparta.php

300 PG Version


Sexbytes of the Week


Anti-rape Device to Hit the Market

That's right folks a dude worse night mare has arrived thanks to this Dark Ages wisdom of a South Africans women. The Anti-rape device created by South-African inventor Sonnet Ehlers is about to hit the market after a long time of waiting for patent verification. The female condom-like device called Rapex has fish-like teeth that attach to the penis. imagine fish teeth on your penise whoaaa


The Real Big Brother
So if you are a fan of reality television such as Big Brother then you might be a little terrified by this. Appreantly the goverment of the free world was loving such a entertainment surverllance so much, now the star will be you 24-7. Take Great Britain for example, Over 4 million cameras, being retro-fitted w/speaker systems. Yelling out orders to people like a concentration camp. Doesn't sound like V for Vendetta at all. If you want people to be nice or clean up more, have it a point for every citizen to do public service much like some country's requirement for military service.So watch out America this show will be coming to you soon !

Quick Update

Well it has been two months since the last transmission of my blog; yes mostly the negligence could most be blame to the whirlwind of my chaotic life for the past few months. For the closest of friends in Dallas would know, perhaps the lady luck has been so kind enough to look down upon me. Despites several mishaps about my career since the beginning of the year, finally the dust have settled. Though I could never recover all of the money that I was promised to received, however half is better than nothing. As of now I have settled down in Thailand for a long run, probably for a year or two finish my promise with my family of having a degree for once. Even though I could really careless about this whole artificial credential paper, I finally could make some sense of stability in my life. I can happily turn my back to those who cheated me and stab me in Bangkok with a one finger salute to them all (which two of them happen to be my own aunt). At least for now I will gather up all the ashes and start off new with my Japanese stepmom and my little brother.

For my friends in Dallas whom are wondering about my well being in Bangkok, I got to be honest to you all. Though Thailand might not be the best cup of tea when it comes to the creature comfort like in the US, with all the technological efficiency to feed any desirable appetites. However one thing I would never miss about Dallas is the cops, on the contrary the cops in Bangkok are way more reasonable when it comes to misdemeanor which can reasonably deal with dollars and sense. Also with help from my Japanese mom, now I even have the opprotuniy to venture to Japan this coming summer. So overall the party life and my own blood family support is a right mixture for a great time in Bangkok for this remaining year to come. I believe that things are happen for a reason, not because the man upstairs would care so much about me which I would never want it to be that way anyhow (plus owning him a favor is definitely not a good thing). But I have a sense of belonging that it is time for me to grow up into another mature individual, by helping little brother to excel as a well rounded teenager mean paramount to me more than own success for now. So when I will be back to Dallas? Which is on everyone of my closest friends might ask, well one thing for certain you might see me back there sooner than you expected so watch out. So for the time being stay tune and let Kirk Sato has his great little adventure in this wonderland call the Southeast Asia.